Cyber Shot.

Taking pictures for a new shop avatar are just no fun.

I always look super silly when i am trying to look ultra smart and sophisticated...

or i look distracted instead of "artsy" (how do you look artsy anyway really?)

Ug. The life of an online girl right?

So rough.

The truth is I hate my current avatar very much but I like that it is "me" and not a drawing.

So that leads to skipping lunch and hanging out with my Sony Cyber-Shot Camera instead.

The camera, or Stupid-Stuuupid-Camera as I call him, and I completely hate each other.

Like oil and water.

Or peanut butter and onions.

Or...ketchup mixed with ice cream.

Yes, it's that bad!

It's like he just doesn't understand where I am coming from! He's becoming so distant and never compliments me anymore....And we all know I'm the boss and he just hates that more than anything and denies my every request.

The simplest push of a button causes him to beep like a mad man and the lens? Well, lets just say thats an entirely different story. (and currently "stupid-stuuupid-lens" likes to keep an annoying piece of lint in the right corner! I mean, hellllo. Who can take a decent picture with lint on the lens?!)

If I did not know any better I swear that camera laughs at me whenever I pick it up:

Hahahahaha. She thinks she is getting something out of me today!? She is one funny funny girl! Beep. Beep. Beep. I love doing that. Just look at her face! All confused and worried she pressed the wrong button...Oh, ok, now look. Now shes banging me on the table. Hahahaha. As if that's going to make me cooperate. Ha. Ha. Ha. Beep. Beep. Beep. I love my job.

Yea, well Sony Cyber-whatever-you are: I have decided that I am getting a new camera once and for all.

So there.

And as for the new mini avatar?

I haven't quite decided even though the husband prefers the smiling one.

Aw.


Happy weekend everyone!

xo